Criminal Masterminds

Judge Qiana Lillard sentenced a woman to 93 days in jail for laughing in court.

VIDEO: Couple Laughs In Court During Victim Impact Statement, Judge Qiana LIllard Lays Down The Law On Them

Redford Township, Michigan – When a couple of people started laughing during a victim impact statement in court, Judge Qiana Lillard gave one of them 93 days to refine their sense of humor.

Bryelle Marshall cartwheeled during her field sobriety tests on bodycam video.

VIDEO: Drunk Girl, Bryelle Marshall, Cartwheels Way Through Field Sobriety Tests

Albuquerque, NM – An impaired driver was arrested after she cartwheeled her way through her field sobriety tests.

Tucson Immigration protesters got pepper-sprayed by police.

Video: Immigration Protesters Shriek, ‘They Hurt Me!’ As They Learn Firsthand What Capsaicin Is

Tuscon, Arizona – An immigration protest in Tucson ended in wails of agony from several protesters as officers used pepper-spray to clear the road.

Two "open carry" idiots walked into Dearborn PD looking like they were ready to carry out an attack.

Two Masked Men Armed With Rifles, Wearing Tactical Vests, Walk Into Dearborn PD To ‘File Complaint’

Dearborn, MI – Two men walked into the Dearborn Police Department on Sunday afternoon while armed with rifles and wearing tactical vests; it didn’t go over well.

Sky Samuel was arrested for tampering with customers' food.

Fast Food Worker, Sky Samuel, Arrested For Putting Her Blood On Burger

Columbus, Mississippi – 18-year-old fast food worker, Sky Samuel, was arrested on Monday after she turned herself in for putting blood on a customer’s burger.

Florida Man, Dominic Puopolo Jr., Vows To Assassinate President Trump, Tweets It To Secret Service

Florida Man, Dominic Puopolo Jr., Vows To Assassinate President Trump, Tweets It To Secret Service

Miami Beach, FL – A Florida man vowed to assassinate Donald Trump, and he tweeted the threat to the Secret Service.

12-Year-Old Boy Pulls Gun On Classmate To Rob Her Of Chicken Nugget

12-Year-Old Boy Pulls Gun On Classmate To Rob Her Of Chicken Nugget

New York City – A 12-year-old male suspect is facing charges of Attempted Robbery after he pulled a gun on a classmate and demanded her chicken nuggets.

There was an officer-involved shooting in Lake Oswego after an armed robbery suspect opened fire on police.

Naked Female Steals Maricopa County Deputy’s Vehicle, Flees, Crashes During Pursuit

Phoenix, AZ – A naked female suspect stole a Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office vehicle on Thursday.

Joseph Murphy urinated on a trooper.

Joseph Murphy Urinates On Trooper’s Leg, Yells ‘F— Donald Trump!’

Lake Buena Vista, FL – 20-year-old Joseph Murphy, was arrested at Disney World early on New Year’s Day. Among other things, he decided that urinating on a trooper’s leg was a good decision.

Issac Geiger

‘Bad Santa’ Caught Selling Drugs, Karma Foils His Escape

‘Bad Santa’ Caught Selling Drugs, Karma Foils His Escape Jacksonville, FL –  A suspect dressed up as Santa Claus, later identified as Issac Geiger, was arrested by the Jacksonville Sheriff’s…